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Man Forcefully Removed From Airplane When He Would Not Stop Passing Gas (Farting)

December 1, 2022 Bonine 0

Los Angeles, CA- Lewis Carmichael (27) of Fountain Valley was escorted off of Spirit flight 203 at LAX airport after repeated several failed attempts by […]

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Tired Of Losing A Chili Cook-Off, Man Spikes All The Other Contestant’s Chili With Laxatives. Chaos Ensues As Everyone Shits Themselves.

October 13, 2022 Bonine 0

Houston, TX- Larry Randolph was sick and tired of losing the annual chili cook off in his hometown of Houston. “My chili is just as […]

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When The Self-Checkout At Walmart Malfunctions, Woman Defecates (Poops) On The Ground In Protest

August 11, 2022 Bonine 0

Ruby Hughes (27) of Bakersfield California has been taken into police custody after calls came in from the local Walmart saying a woman was shitting […]

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Lottery Winner In Hot Water After Dumping 1500 Gallons Of Shit On His Boss’s Lawn

August 10, 2022 Bonine 0

Bloomington, IN- Carl Pengrove (33) is the state of Indiana’s newest millionaire after winning 7 million dollars in The Hoosier Lotto. Instead of just quitting […]

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Canadian Man Passes 15cm Kidney Stone.

August 7, 2022 Bonine 0

Clyde Loggens (60) of Vancouver BC Canada, has officially passed the largest kidney stone to pass through the urethra ever recorded. The size of a […]

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Man Recounts How He “Accidentally” Lost His Testicles Inside A Vacuum

August 6, 2022 Bonine 0

Martin Andover arrived at the hospital in severe pain. Blood was steadily leaking from his crotch. Doctors rushed to see what was happening to his […]

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