131 Year Old Woman Says “Sucking A D*ck A Day, Keeps The Grim Reaper Away”.
Modesto, CA- Eugenia Wilson is 131 years young. She is the oldest recorded person to ever live in Modesto California and the question everyone wants […]
Month: November 2022
An Estimated 1 Million Americans Are Celebrating Thanksgiving At A Walmart Parking Lot This Year With Hopes Of Being First In Line For Black Friday
USA- Every year it seems like Black Friday is becoming a bigger and bigger deal. Family dinners are being cut short to secure a place […]
Missing Man Found Living With Chimpanzees At The San Diego Zoo
San Diego, CA- Hector Garcia (20) of La Mirada California, was rescued from the chimpanzee exhibit at the San Diego Zoo after nighttime groundskeepers heard […]
People Thought They Were Milking A Cow. Turns Out It Wasn’t An Utter In Their Hands, But A Penis
Lester Brown of Beaumont Texas has been arrested on charges of public indecency and masturbation by deception. Mr. Brown posed as a dairy cow during […]
Wife Sues Husband For Making Popcorn In Her Vagina While She Slept
Jessica Detwiler awoke to a sudden and startling pain. The sound of popping corn intensified the pain. It took her about 10 seconds to grasp […]
Newly Re-elected California Governor Gavin Newsom Is Pulling The Plug On Christmas. Get Ready For “Winter Day”
Sacramento, CA- Reports from the capital have leaked that the majority of California lawmakers, led by Governor Gavin Newsom are ready to pull the plug […]
Walmart Is Giving Out One Free Ham To Anyone Who Can Outrun Security This Holiday Season
As a thank you to its customers, Walmart Inc. will be giving out one free ham per person who can outrun their security team. Walmart […]
German Shepards Emasculate Would Be Thief As He Tries To Climb Through A Window
Los Angeles, CA- Terry Denton (53), was attempting to break into a home late Wednesday night in the 1600 Block of Pico Ave. Denton has […]
Man Successfully Sues His Mother For $27mil For Giving Birth To Him. Gets $1mil For Each Year He’s Been Alive
San Diego, CA- Chad Ledbetter (27), has had a long and painful life. Ruthlessly bullied through primary school, he turned to drugs in his teens […]
Former Maytag Repairman Makes News When DNA Tests Prove He Fathered Between 250-330 Children In The 50’s and 60’s
San Antonio, TX- Kenneth “Kenny” Grossman, was a Maytag repairman in the 1950’s and 60’s in San Antonio Texas. Back in those days being a […]