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Month: November 2022

131 Year Old Woman Says “Sucking A D*ck A Day, Keeps The Grim Reaper Away”.

November 24, 2022 Bonine 0

Modesto, CA- Eugenia Wilson is 131 years young. She is the oldest recorded person to ever live in Modesto California and the question everyone wants […]

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An Estimated 1 Million Americans Are Celebrating Thanksgiving At A Walmart Parking Lot This Year With Hopes Of Being First In Line For Black Friday

November 24, 2022 Jay Bowlin 0

USA- Every year it seems like Black Friday is becoming a bigger and bigger deal. Family dinners are being cut short to secure a place […]

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Missing Man Found Living With Chimpanzees At The San Diego Zoo

November 23, 2022 Bonine 0

San Diego, CA- Hector Garcia (20) of La Mirada California, was rescued from the chimpanzee exhibit at the San Diego Zoo after nighttime groundskeepers heard […]

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People Thought They Were Milking A Cow. Turns Out It Wasn’t An Utter In Their Hands, But A Penis

November 22, 2022 Bonine 0

Lester Brown of Beaumont Texas has been arrested on charges of public indecency and masturbation by deception. Mr. Brown posed as a dairy cow during […]

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Wife Sues Husband For Making Popcorn In Her Vagina While She Slept

November 16, 2022 Bonine 0

Jessica Detwiler awoke to a sudden and startling pain. The sound of popping corn intensified the pain. It took her about 10 seconds to grasp […]

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Newly Re-elected California Governor Gavin Newsom Is Pulling The Plug On Christmas. Get Ready For “Winter Day”

November 12, 2022 Bonine 0

Sacramento, CA- Reports from the capital have leaked that the majority of California lawmakers, led by Governor Gavin Newsom are ready to pull the plug […]

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Walmart Is Giving Out One Free Ham To Anyone Who Can Outrun Security This Holiday Season

November 12, 2022 Bonine 0

As a thank you to its customers, Walmart Inc. will be giving out one free ham per person who can outrun their security team. Walmart […]

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German Shepards Emasculate Would Be Thief As He Tries To Climb Through A Window

November 10, 2022 Bonine 0

Los Angeles, CA- Terry Denton (53), was attempting to break into a home late Wednesday night in the 1600 Block of Pico Ave. Denton has […]

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Man Successfully Sues His Mother For $27mil For Giving Birth To Him. Gets $1mil For Each Year He’s Been Alive

November 8, 2022 Bonine 0

San Diego, CA- Chad Ledbetter (27), has had a long and painful life. Ruthlessly bullied through primary school, he turned to drugs in his teens […]

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Former Maytag Repairman Makes News When DNA Tests Prove He Fathered Between 250-330 Children In The 50’s and 60’s

November 3, 2022 Jay Bowlin 0

San Antonio, TX- Kenneth “Kenny” Grossman, was a Maytag repairman in the 1950’s and 60’s in San Antonio Texas. Back in those days being a […]

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