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He Accepted A $500 Dare To Put His Manhood It In A Bucket Of Dry Ice, He Won The Money But Lost His Penis.

March 27, 2023 Bonine 0

Ted Beyers of Phoenix Arizona will be spending the next few weeks recovering from a gruesome wound he suffered as a result of a dare […]

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DNA Confirms Missing Montana Man Was Turned Into Beef Jerky By Shep Arnold

March 25, 2023 Bonine 0

Butte, MT – Raymond Miller (28) has been missing from Butte, MT for nearly 5yrs now and with the breaking case of Shep Arnold and […]

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Girlfriend Lets A Fart Slip Out While Boyfriend Performs Oral Sex On Her, Setting Off His Allergic Reaction To Peanuts

March 21, 2023 Bonine 0

Cody Miller (26) of Palmdale California landed in the Emergency room late Sunday night February the 13th. When he arrived his throat was already closing […]

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“I Wasn’t Doing No Prostituting! I Was Feeding Him With My Vagina….” -Says Woman Arrested For Prostitution.

March 16, 2023 Bonine 0

Ojai, CA- Local known prostitute Kandy Kenoff (31), was taken in again by Ventura County Sheriff’s Deputies. This was Kandy’s 23rd arrest for prostitution. She […]

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Porn Star Brandon Cummings, From The Famous “Let’s Go Brandon” Series Of Male On Male Porn, Has Been Released After Beating Up 35 Nazi’s

February 22, 2023 Bonine 0

Van Nuys California- Brandon Parker AKA “Brandon Cummings” (28) was walking his dog late last night when he was approached and harassed by a group […]

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Arby’s Manager Mistakes Woman’s Vagina For 5lbs. Of Stolen Roast Beef. She Is Arrested And Later Released

February 21, 2023 Bonine 0

Ventura, CA- A local woman was released from Ventura County Jail late last night after evidence proved she was not a thief. The previous evening […]

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Man Gets His 3rd Felony Strike After Stealing Ketchup Packets When He Was Told “No More ‘Free’ Ketchup” . He Now Faces 20 Years In Prison

February 19, 2023 Bonine 0

Orlando, FL- Carter Anderson (29), was already walking a fine line between freedom and incarceration before he picked up his latest theft charge. A two […]

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Woman Sues Ex-Husband For $4.5 Million Over Her Inability To Orgasm With Other Men. Claims His “Devil D*ck” Ruined Her.

February 16, 2023 Bonine 0

Jessica Strauss (31) of Newbury Park California is in the middle of a bitter civil suit with her ex-husband Ronnie Strauss. Jessica claims that Ronnie […]

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A Small Town In Georgia Unanimously Votes To Use The Term “HETEROcide” Instead Of “HOMOcide” When Referring To The Crime Of Murder. “Out Of Respect For The Dead”

February 12, 2023 Bonine 0

Thomasville, Georgia- “Out of respect for the dead, we will now be using the term ‘heterocide‘ in place of ‘homocide‘. Last thing we need to […]

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Chevy Silverado’s Will Now Have “MANSmissions” Instead Of Transmission’s After Backlash From Its Customer Base

February 4, 2023 Bonine 0

Detroit, MI- In a bold move, Chevrolet has halted production and installation of all its transmissions destined for the highly popular Silverado truck line. Instead, […]

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  • He Accepted A $500 Dare To Put His Manhood It In A Bucket Of Dry Ice, He Won The Money But Lost His Penis.
  • DNA Confirms Missing Montana Man Was Turned Into Beef Jerky By Shep Arnold
  • Girlfriend Lets A Fart Slip Out While Boyfriend Performs Oral Sex On Her, Setting Off His Allergic Reaction To Peanuts
  • “I Wasn’t Doing No Prostituting! I Was Feeding Him With My Vagina….” -Says Woman Arrested For Prostitution.
  • Porn Star Brandon Cummings, From The Famous “Let’s Go Brandon” Series Of Male On Male Porn, Has Been Released After Beating Up 35 Nazi’s

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