Woman Gets Brand New iPhone 15 Pro Max Stuck In Her Vagina While Shoplifting At Best Buy
Oxnard, CA- Shelia Ryans needed money and she needed it fast. iPhone 15’s sell quick on the streets and she knew that. Shelia knew that […]
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Heartbroken Man Inserts His Penis Into A Giant Sea Clam, Over And Over Again, Without Knowing He Is Allergic To Shellfish
Ryan Lester (33) of Galveston Texas, is at home recovering after a near death experience with a giant sea clam. Ryan was taking a late […]
Kindergarten Teacher Arrested After Telling Class, “Fat People Shouldn’t Have Children Until They Learn To Control Their Weight”.
Thousand Oaks, CA- Jennifer Preston (25) has probably taught her last day of school ever. Students came home this past weekend telling their parents’ that, […]
Worldwide Shortage Of Sriracha, Sparks Divorce, Bankruptcy, And Homelessness For One Couple
Oxnard, CA- Ben Quiroz is currently staying at a local homeless shelter while his soon to be ex-wife Cindy, stays with her family. 5 years […]
Mortician’s Assistant Caught On Video Engaging In Sexual Congress With Corpses
Oxnard, CA- Lewis Pleasington (37), was arrested early this morning after video evidence surfaced online, depicting him in sexual congress with several dead bodies. Pleasington […]
Man “Accidentally” Ejaculates On Fellow Rollercoaster Riders, Blames G-Forces For “Spontaneous” Ejaculation
Fillmore, CA- Ben Edgars (28), was arrested by park police at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Santa Clarita California this week. Several passengers on the […]
Police Need Your Help Finding This Escaped Federal Convict. Here Is A Picture Of Her With And Without Glasses
Butte, MT- Bethany Sanders (31) was returning from a court hearing in Butte Montana where she was testifying against her uncle Shep Arnold in his […]
Man Loses Arm Attempting The New TikTok “Pet A Shark” Challenge
San Diego, CA- Brad Billings (22), is recovering in a San Diego area hospital after a shark bit off his right arm this past weekend. […]