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Police Need Your Help Finding This Escaped Federal Convict. Here Is A Picture Of Her With And Without Glasses

December 30, 2022 Bonine 0

Butte, MT- Bethany Sanders (31) was returning from a court hearing in Butte Montana where she was testifying against her uncle Shep Arnold in his […]

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Man Loses Arm Attempting The New TikTok “Pet A Shark” Challenge

November 2, 2022 Bonine 0

San Diego, CA- Brad Billings (22), is recovering in a San Diego area hospital after a shark bit off his right arm this past weekend. […]

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Wisconsin Men Caught Abducting, Brainwashing, And Converting An Unknown Number Of Jehovah’s Witnesses Into Satanists

September 28, 2022 Bonine 0

Janesville, Wisconsin – William “Bill” Redding (53) and Kevin Waverly (31) , Have been arrested for the abduction of an unknown amount of Jehovah’s Witnesses. […]

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Crazed KAREN Holds Up A Starbucks Demanding All Their Pumpkin Spice And Then Races Home To Snort It

September 11, 2022 Bonine 0

Thousand Oaks, CA- Wendy Sherer is your typical upper middle class housewife. Her husband is a realtor and she takes care of the home. They […]

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Jackie And Lola Anders Team Up With The Mason Twins For A Live Erotic Performance At Madison Square Garden!!

September 7, 2022 Bonine 0

New York, NY- Jackie and Lola Anders (27) are riding the wave of success after teaming up with Abby and Britttany Hensel. The Anders’ sisters […]

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A Routine Traffic Stop Turned Into Much More When An Officer Found A Bucket Full Of Human Penises In The Backseat

September 5, 2022 Bonine 0

Camarillo, CA- In the sleepy Southern California town of Camarillo, Debra Perry was pulled over for a routine traffic stop after she ran a red […]

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BREAKING NEWS: 56 Years After His Death, Walt Disney’s Frozen Body Will Be Thawed December 2022

August 28, 2022 Bonine 0

Disneyland, CA- Walt Disney was frozen in a cryogenic tank shortly after he died in the hopes that science would one day be able to […]

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Mom Has Sex With 12 Varsity Football Players Trying To Help Her Son Make The Team. Her Plan Backfires When She Gets Pregnant.

August 25, 2022 Bonine 0

Tomball, Texas- A 41 year old woman, Charlotte Andersen has been arrested after word leaked that she is pregnant and that the father is one […]

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Woman Scams The Car “Warranty” Scammers Out Of $1,000,000

August 24, 2022 Bonine 0

Wendy Clear of Beaumont Texas, was pretty tired of the car warranty telemarketers wasting all her minutes on her prepaid cell phones. They were constantly […]

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2nd Grade Student Dies After Teacher Sits On Him As A Punishment

August 21, 2022 Bonine 0

Los Angeles, CA- Stephanie Morrow (27), is in Los Angeles County Jail after a student of hers passed away from injuries sustained while Ms. Morrow […]

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