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Month: October 2022

Man Who Would On Shit Whatever You Wanted For Money, Has Been Arrested After Shitting On Over 100 People’s Private Property

October 27, 2022 Bonine 0

Randy Cahill of Fountain Valley California has been arrested following a seemingly random spree of shitting on people’s private property. Turns out the locations where […]

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This North Dakota Man Was Arrested After His Best Selling “Beef” Jerky Is Found To Be Made Of Human Meat

October 26, 2022 Bonine 0

Jamestown, ND – 73 year old Clint Bowman has been arrested for selling dehydrated human meat, A.K.A. jerky at his general store “Clint’s Goods”. As […]

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Woman Beats-Off Burglar Who Had Never Been Beaten-Off Before

October 22, 2022 Bonine 0

Butte, MT- Linda Meyers (72), woke in the middle of the night to sounds of an intruder. She rolled to the side of her bed […]

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Woman Eats Nothing But Nachos During Her Pregnancy So She Can Tell Her 15lb. Newborn Son That He Is Made From 100% Nachos

October 15, 2022 Jay Bowlin 0

Victorville, CA- Wendy and Louis Reynolds welcomed 15lb. baby boy Paul into the world earlier this week. For Wendy and Paul this is their first […]

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Tired Of Losing A Chili Cook-Off, Man Spikes All The Other Contestant’s Chili With Laxatives. Chaos Ensues As Everyone Shits Themselves.

October 13, 2022 Bonine 0

Houston, TX- Larry Randolph was sick and tired of losing the annual chili cook off in his hometown of Houston. “My chili is just as […]

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4th Grade Teacher Arrested After Telling African American Child To “Wash With Dawn Soap And Maybe That Black Will Wash Out And You’ll Learn To Act Right”

October 12, 2022 Bonine 0

Beaumont, TX- A school teacher by the name of Carla Ross (29), has been arrested after reports surfaced that she told an African American child […]

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Stranded On A Deserted Island For 47 Hours, Man Is Forced To Eat His Wife To Survive

October 11, 2022 Bonine 0

Luke and Carole Warren were on their 5th wedding anniversary when the most terrible thing happened. While vacationing in Honolulu, the couple decided to rent […]

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Florida Man Breaks Into Salon To Shave Off His Beard

October 9, 2022 Jay Bowlin 0

Hank Russel of Miami Florida, was brought into custody late last night after an alarm company called authorities to check out an active alarm going […]

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Man Caught Using His Hands To Manually Extract Semen From Neighbor’s Dog To Sell For Drug Money

October 7, 2022 Bonine 0

Los Angeles, CA- Brad Cunnigham called police when he saw his neighbor sneaking around his backyard late Tuesday night. By the time authorities arrived, the […]

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Afraid His Roommate May Be A Serial Killer, Man Stabs Him 97 Times To Be Sure No One Gets Hurt

October 3, 2022 Bonine 0

Oxnard, CA- Evan Gallagher (27), was arrested late last night after neighbors called in to report a potential physical altercation happening in the apartment next […]

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