Woman Beheads Tattoo Artist With A Machete For Tattooing “7991” On Her Throat
Venice Beach, CA- Melinda Brewer (26), wanted a special way to commemorate her 26th birthday. She decided that a throat tattoo of the year of […]
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Man Arrested After Sending 100’s Of Used Dildos To The Whitehouse On Valentine’s Day So, “Joe Biden Can Go F*ck Himself!”
Washington, DC- Kurt Fellows (67), is being held by the Secret Service at an undisclosed location after a shipment containing close to 1000 previously used […]
Skeletal Remains Of 53 People With Ties To A 1920’s American Gangster, Have Been Found Buried At The Playboy Mansion
Los Angeles, CA- Reports have come out from the LA county coroners office that 53 bodies have been recovered from the Playboy Mansion property. Early […]
He Terrorized Californian Men By Cutting Off Dozens Of Man Buns In Public, Now The Streets Are Safe For Men To Walk Again With Him Behind Bars
Los Angeles, CA- Craig Ledbetter (33), has been placed into custody at the Los Angeles County Jail, after reports came in from all over Downtown […]
Afraid Her Boyfriend Was Cheating, Woman Gorilla Glues Her Hand To His Penis And Runs Off With It
Kelly Williams (26) of Simi Valley California has been arrested after a man called police saying his girlfriend ripped off and stole his penis during […]
Woman Castrates Her Fiancé By Tying A Shoelace Around His Balls And Ripping Them Off
“I yanked as hard as I could. I yanked until I ripped his cheating balls off!” Los Angeles, California- Jessica Perez was brought into custody […]
Mortician Used Testicles From Cadavers In Place Of Traditional Meatballs To Help Win A Church Sponsored Spaghetti Cook-Off
San Bernardino, CA – Carson Miller (71), has been a participant in First Episcopal Diocese of San Bernardino Annual Spaghetti Cook-off, for the last 32 […]