100’s Of Men Line Up To Pay Bond Of Woman Who Sucked Her Boyfriend’s Penis Off
Los Angeles, CA- Late last night, a Inglewood woman was arrested for sucking her boyfriend’s penis off. Before the court house was opened up this […]
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Upset About Finding Bacon Bits In His Salad, Vegan Man Shits On Restaurant Floor In Protest
Ojai, CA- Perry Detwiler (28), caused a scene at Frank’s Natural Foods restaurant when he dropped his pants and began to shit on the floor. […]
Man Caught Spiking His Female Dates Drinks With Viagra To Make Sure They Don’t Get Boners Because, “You never know anymore these days.”
Oxnard, CA- Max Reynolds (34), has been arrested after several women tested positive for a popular male sexual enhancement drug after having been on dates […]
A Man, Dual Wielding Raw Steaks, Slaps Diners In The Face At Vegan Restaurant Yelling; “How Can You Have Any Pudding If You Don’t Eat Your Meat?!”
Ojai, CA- Clinton Brewer (73), has been arrested after assaulting close to one dozen people at a local vegan restaurant, Larry’s Secret Garden. Clinton was […]
Porn Star Brandon Cummings, From The Famous “Let’s Go Brandon” Series Of Male On Male Porn, Has Been Released After Beating Up 35 Nazi’s
Van Nuys California- Brandon Parker AKA “Brandon Cummings” (28) was walking his dog late last night when he was approached and harassed by a group […]
Dazed And Confused: Man Throws Beer Bottle At Bartender’s Head When She Interrupts Led Zeppelin To Play Nickelback On The Jukebox
Houston, TX- Walter Smith was drinking at his favorite bar Kegs Up! this past Friday night. Walter is a regular and is used to feeling […]
Naked Woman Chases Jehovah’s Witnesses Off Of Her Porch And Down The Street Yelling, “Succumb To My Devil Vagina Magic!”
Fillmore California – Brandy Williams has been taken to Ventura County jail after an altercation involving two Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ms. Williams was seen running naked […]
Houston Woman Sews Her Husband’s Butthole Shut After He Complains About Her Cooking
Houston, TX- Meghan Miller (41), was arrested after her husband showed up at a local hospital with his butthole sewed shut. Travis Miller (44), wasn’t […]
Biden Has Called For Cracker Jacks To Be Removed From All Store Shelves Until They Remove “Cracker” From Their Name
Washington DC- Even though there is a conflict going on across the world, life still goes on in America. President Joe Biden has issued a […]
Man Spikes His Goodbye Cake At Work With Laxatives. Chaos Ensues As People Shit Everywhere!
Ben Waller (44) of Houston Texas, worked the corporate side of the oil and gas industry for 20 years. He made quite a bit of […]