He Accepted A $500 Dare To Put His Manhood It In A Bucket Of Dry Ice, He Won The Money But Lost His Penis.
Ted Beyers of Phoenix Arizona will be spending the next few weeks recovering from a gruesome wound he suffered as a result of a dare […]
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“I Wasn’t Doing No Prostituting! I Was Feeding Him With My Vagina….” -Says Woman Arrested For Prostitution.
Ojai, CA- Local known prostitute Kandy Kenoff (31), was taken in again by Ventura County Sheriff’s Deputies. This was Kandy’s 23rd arrest for prostitution. She […]
Porn Star Brandon Cummings, From The Famous “Let’s Go Brandon” Series Of Male On Male Porn, Has Been Released After Beating Up 35 Nazi’s
Van Nuys California- Brandon Parker AKA “Brandon Cummings” (28) was walking his dog late last night when he was approached and harassed by a group […]
Man Gets His 3rd Felony Strike After Stealing Ketchup Packets When He Was Told “No More ‘Free’ Ketchup” . He Now Faces 20 Years In Prison
Orlando, FL- Carter Anderson (29), was already walking a fine line between freedom and incarceration before he picked up his latest theft charge. A two […]
Woman Sues Ex-Husband For $4.5 Million Over Her Inability To Orgasm With Other Men. Claims His “Devil D*ck” Ruined Her.
Jessica Strauss (31) of Newbury Park California is in the middle of a bitter civil suit with her ex-husband Ronnie Strauss. Jessica claims that Ronnie […]
Man Throws Beer Bottle At Bartender’s Head When She Interrupts Led Zeppelin To Play Nickelback On The Jukebox
Houston, TX- Walter Smith was drinking at his favorite bar Kegs Up! this past Friday night. Walter is a regular and is used to feeling […]
Christmas Is Cancelled This Year Due To Santa’s Drug Habit He Funded By Pimping Out His Elves.
North Pole- Kris Kringle A.K.A. “Santa Claus”, was arrested for running a prostitution ring. Kringle had developed himself a methamphetamine habit to help keep him […]
UPDATE: Woman Faces Time In Prison After Eating Nothing But Nachos During Her Pregnancy. She Wanted To Be Able To Tell Her 15lb. Newborn He Was Made From 100% Nachos
Victorville, CA- Wendy and Louis Reynolds welcomed 15lb. baby boy Paul into the world earlier this week. For Wendy and Paul this is their first […]
Man Caught Using His Hands To Manually Extract Semen From Neighbor’s Dog To Sell For Drug Money
Los Angeles, CA- Brad Cunnigham called police when he saw his neighbor sneaking around his backyard late Tuesday night. By the time authorities arrived, the […]
Naked Woman Chases Jehovah’s Witnesses Off Of Her Porch And Down The Street Yelling, “Succumb To My Devil Vagina Magic!”
Fillmore California – Brandy Williams has been taken to Ventura County jail after an altercation involving two Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ms. Williams was seen running naked […]