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Month: July 2022

Man Arrested After Sending His Cheating Wife’s Nude Pictures To Her Church Friends

July 31, 2022 Bonine 0

New York, NY- Arthur Manner (57) is just your average New York bank manager. It sounds more exciting than it is, he manages a chase […]

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Man Freed After Serving 70 Years Of A Life Sentence When Authorities Figured Out They Had The Wrong Guy

July 30, 2022 Bonine 0

Minneapolis, MN- Walter Billings (91), was sentenced to life in prison back in 1952 for a bank robbery. A total of $300,000 was stolen, which […]

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Wife Exchanges Cheating Husband’s $77k Rare Coin Collection For Less Than $100 At A CoinStar

July 29, 2022 Bonine 0

Jennifer Mayer (25) of Thousand Oaks California had recently found out that her husband Craig had been cheating on her… again! He made lots of […]

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Biden Has Called For Cracker Jacks To Be Removed From All Store Shelves Until They Remove “Cracker” From Their Name

July 28, 2022 Bonine 0

Washington DC- Even though there is a conflict going on across the world, life still goes on in America. President Joe Biden has issued a […]

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Man Spikes His Goodbye Cake At Work With Laxatives. Chaos Ensues As People Shit Everywhere!

July 28, 2022 Bonine 0

Ben Waller (44) of Houston Texas, worked the corporate side of the oil and gas industry for 20 years. He made quite a bit of […]

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Pizza Delivery Woman Squirts Vaginal Fluid All Over The Pizzas Of Known Non Tipping Customers.

July 28, 2022 Bonine 0

Houston, Texas – Maxine Green (32) of Houston was fired from a local pizza delivery chain. Due to privacy the name of the restaurant will […]

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90 Year Old Grandmother Cooked Grandpa’s Dead Body For Sunday Dinner.

July 28, 2022 Bonine 0

Oxnard, CA – Elizabeth Montgomery was arrested January 26th without incident for allegedly feeding her family the remains of late husband for Sunday night dinner. […]

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Man Faces 140yrs In Prison After Spending 11 Hours At A Buffet While His Wife And 9 Children Waited Hungry In The Van

July 28, 2022 Bonine 0

Alex Cortez (29) of Oxnard California was arrested leaving a Golden Corral buffet. Alex had spent the last 11hrs in the restaurant eating at the […]

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Morgue Assistant Uses Testicles From Corpses To Help Win Annual Spaghetti Cook-Off

July 27, 2022 Bonine 0

Carterville, Il – Linda Anders (41), had been a participant in Carterville’s annual spaghetti cook-off for the last 12 years. In those dozen years, the […]

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Florida Man Claims Racial Bias Has Kept Him From Finding A Job.

July 26, 2022 Bonine 0

Santander Olivier (33) of Miami Florida has had enough “Sorry you’re not what we’re looking for” responses from potential employers to give anyone doubts about their ability […]

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