Man Dies From A Shellfish Allergy After He Sticks His Penis In A Giant Clam
Ryan Lester (33) of Galveston Texas, has passed away after a late night rendezvous with a giant sea clam. Ryan was taking a late night […]
Month: January 2023
Woman Assaults Couple Who Attempt To Watch A Drive-in Movie On Her Forehead
Ventura, CA- Shelia Carmichael (28) has been arrested following an altercation with a young married couple. Shelia had been staying in her RV in the […]
Woman Caught Performing Oral Sex On Her Comatose Boyfriend. Claims She Was Trying To “Wake Him Up With My Mouth”
Los Angeles, CA- Monica Villarreal (27) was caught by medical staff at the Los Angeles Community Hospital performing oral sex on her comatose boyfriend, Oscar […]
Parents Get Teacher Fired Over Having Their Children Learn And Recite The Pledge Of Allegiance
Bakersfield, CA- Many of the people in the town of Bakersfield are up in arms after a popular teacher in their community has been fired […]
Man Throws Beer Bottle At Bartender’s Head When She Interrupts Led Zeppelin To Play Nickelback On The Jukebox
Houston, TX- Walter Smith was drinking at his favorite bar Kegs Up! this past Friday night. Walter is a regular and is used to feeling […]
Kid Rock (51), Found In Hotel Room Early Saturday Morning
Detroit, MI- Robert James Ritchie, AKA “Kid Rock”, was found in a Detroit Hotel room early Saturday January 7th, 2022. Rock had been seen the […]
Tired Of His Co-Workers Eating His Lunch, Man Spikes His Own Work Lunch With Ghost Peppers
Will Henderson works at a customer service call center. His job alone can cause stress and nightmares of unnatural proportion. Long hours and no real […]
The Let’s Go Brandon Texas Chapter (LGBT), Ran Into Trouble Trying To Trademark Their Initials
Houston, TX- The Texas chapter of Let’s Go Brandon has run into a bit of a speed bump trying to trademark their initials. Shortening a […]