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DNA Confirms Missing Montana Man Was Turned Into Beef Jerky By Shep Arnold

March 25, 2023 Bonine 0

Butte, MT – Raymond Miller (28) has been missing from Butte, MT for nearly 5yrs now and with the breaking case of Shep Arnold and […]

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Woman Caught Performing Oral Sex On Her Comatose Boyfriend. Claims She Was Trying To “Wake Him Up With My Mouth”

January 16, 2023 Bonine 0

Los Angeles, CA- Monica Villarreal (27) was caught by medical staff at the Los Angeles Community Hospital performing oral sex on her comatose boyfriend, Oscar […]

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Woman Bites Off Her Boyfriends Penis When It Started Speaking To Her In Tongues 😱

December 26, 2022 Bonine 0

Tamika Salazar was apprehended by police after a frantic call came in from a man claiming that Salazar had bitten his penis off. The male […]

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Woman Serves Her Cheating Husband Spaghetti With Menstrual (Period) Blood Sauce

December 9, 2022 Bonine 0

Bakersfield, CA- Jenny Smithson (31) is making headlines in the city of Bakersfield California. Her husband Craig is in the oil and gas industry and […]

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An Inmate Accidentally Gets Himself Cremated Trying To Escape Prison

December 6, 2022 Bonine 0

Huntsville, TX- Temporarily escaped convict Larry Carmichael (44), has been located. His DNA was matched to cremated ashes that were suspected of belonging to him. […]

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German Shepards Emasculate Would Be Thief As He Tries To Climb Through A Window

November 10, 2022 Bonine 0

Los Angeles, CA- Terry Denton (53), was attempting to break into a home late Wednesday night in the 1600 Block of Pico Ave. Denton has […]

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Former Maytag Repairman Makes News When DNA Tests Prove He Fathered Between 250-330 Children In The 50’s and 60’s

November 3, 2022 Jay Bowlin 0

San Antonio, TX- Kenneth “Kenny” Grossman, was a Maytag repairman in the 1950’s and 60’s in San Antonio Texas. Back in those days being a […]

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Stranded On A Deserted Island For 47 Hours, Man Is Forced To Eat His Wife To Survive

October 11, 2022 Bonine 0

Luke and Carole Warren were on their 5th wedding anniversary when the most terrible thing happened. While vacationing in Honolulu, the couple decided to rent […]

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Mortician Who Had Been Stealing Testicles To Make Albondigas Soup, Has Been Taken Into Custody.

September 23, 2022 Bonine 0

New York- A local mortician Stewart Stump had been removing the testicles from men that passed through the funeral home he worked at. Stump would […]

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Man Wins Lottery The Day After His Divorce Becomes Final. Celebrates With Cocaine And Hookers

September 22, 2022 Bonine 0

Lancaster, CA- Former landscape artist Clyde Treadwell (32) was watching the Wednesday night news to see if his numbers were winners in this weeks lotto. […]

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