German Shepards Assault Would Be Thief Doggystyle As He Tries To Climb Through A Window
Los Angeles, CA- Terry Denton (53), was attempting to break into a home late Wednesday night in the 1600 Block of Pico Ave. Denton has […]
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Former Maytag Repairman Makes News When DNA Tests Prove He Fathered Between 250-330 Children In The 50’s and 60’s
San Antonio, TX- Kenneth “Kenny” Grossman, was a Maytag repairman in the 1950’s and 60’s in San Antonio Texas. Back in those days being a […]
Stranded On An Island For 47 Grueling Hours, Man Had No Choice But To Eat His Wife If He Wanted To Survive
Luke and Carole Warren were on their 5th wedding anniversary when the most terrible thing happened. While vacationing in Honolulu, the couple decided to rent […]
Mortician Who Had Been Stealing Testicles To Make Albondigas Soup, Has Been Taken Into Custody.
New York- A local mortician Stewart Stump had been removing the testicles from men that passed through the funeral home he worked at. Stump would […]
Man Wins Lottery The Day After His Divorce Becomes Final. Celebrates With Cocaine And Hookers
Lancaster, CA- Former landscape artist Clyde Treadwell (32) was watching the Wednesday night news to see if his numbers were winners in this weeks lotto. […]
Woman Named Roxanne Racks Up Over $30k In Red Light Camera Fines Driving Her Cheating Boyfriend’s Car.
Ventura, CA- Roxanne Warren (36), is not your typical vengeful girlfriend. She’s not going to key your car as Frank Bilder found out. Roxanne had […]
The Man Responsible For Over 100 Million Sheep Being Sold Into Sex Slavery, Has Been Apprehended Trying To Flee Afghanistan
Abdullah Mohammed Rammadana has been captured trying to escape Afghanistan. Rammadana was being hunted by the Taliban for not paying taxes for all the sheep […]
Man Faces 20 Years In Prison For Tattooing A Dog Penis On His Wife’s Face While She Lay Passed Out Drunk
Ben Owens (34) of Oxnard California is sitting in Ventura County Jail on first degree assault charges. This past weekend Ben tattooed a red penis […]
Woman Decapitates Boyfriend For Seeing Someone On The Side.
San Fransisco, CA- Trisha Paulson (26) has been arrested for the decapitation and murder of her boyfriend, Charles Ludlow. Trisha was observed trying to lift […]
Florida Woman Tries To Get Out Of A DUI By Claiming She Only Drank At Red Lights.
Carla Trevers (37) of Miami Florida was stopped and subsequently arrested for Driving under the influence of alcohol. Ms. Trevers had a BAC (Blood Alcohol […]