Man Caught “Vigorously Attacking His Penis” Inside Of A Starbucks
Oxnard, CA- Lester McGovern (52) was picked up by Oxnard Police early this morning after calls began to come in from a local area Starbucks, […]
Month: June 2023
Man Spends The Day Calling Babies Ugly, And Fat Shaming Overweight People Outside Of A Walmart
Ventura, CA- Dylan MacEwan (36), was arrested early this afternoon after dozens of calls rang into the Ventura Police Department complaining of a man who […]
Mortician’s Assistant Caught On Video Engaging In Sexual Congress With Corpses
Oxnard, CA- Lewis Pleasington (37), was arrested early this morning after video evidence surfaced online, depicting him in sexual congress with several dead bodies. Pleasington […]
His Neighbors Wouldn’t Stop Calling Him “The Ginger Bread Man”, So He Shit On Their Lawns
Beaumont, TX- Linus Cooper Walker (27), is a man who had finally reached his limit when his neighbors would not stop calling him The Ginger […]
Man “Accidentally” Ejaculates On Fellow Rollercoaster Riders, Blames G-Forces For “Spontaneous” Ejaculation
Fillmore, CA- Ben Edgars (28), was arrested by park police at Six Flags Magic Mountain in Santa Clarita California this week. Several passengers on the […]