Missing Man Found Living With Chimpanzees At The San Diego Zoo
San Diego, CA- Hector Garcia (20) of La Mirada California, was rescued from the chimpanzee exhibit at the San Diego Zoo after nighttime groundskeepers heard […]
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Man Who Would On Shit Whatever You Wanted For Money, Has Been Arrested After Shitting On Over 100 People’s Private Property
Randy Cahill of Fountain Valley California has been arrested following a seemingly random spree of shitting on people’s private property. Turns out the locations where […]
Afraid His Roommate May Be A Serial Killer, Man Stabs Him 97 Times To Be Sure No One Gets Hurt
Oxnard, CA- Evan Gallagher (27), was arrested late last night after neighbors called in to report a potential physical altercation happening in the apartment next […]
Dentist Caught On Video Trying To Insert His Head Into The Vagina Of An Unconscious Patient
Dr. Paul Ferrozi (59) of Houston Texas has been placed under arrested after video evidence provided by the victim shows him sexually assault her with […]
George Zimmerman Found In A Dumpster
Chicago, Il- george zimmerman (38) was found in a Chicago dumpster this morning by a homeless woman looking for food. Surveillance cameras show 2 maintenance […]
Man’s Urine Becomes Flammable After Drinking Too Much Bacardi 151. His Penis Catches Fire When A Lit Cigarette Falls Into Urine Stream.
Oxnard, CA- Ben Nichols (30), likes to party. He likes to impress people by drinking Bacardi 151 straight out of the bottle. One time he […]