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Missing Man Found Living With Chimpanzees At The San Diego Zoo

November 23, 2022 Bonine 0

San Diego, CA- Hector Garcia (20) of La Mirada California, was rescued from the chimpanzee exhibit at the San Diego Zoo after nighttime groundskeepers heard […]

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Man Who Would On Shit Whatever You Wanted For Money, Has Been Arrested After Shitting On Over 100 People’s Private Property

October 27, 2022 Bonine 0

Randy Cahill of Fountain Valley California has been arrested following a seemingly random spree of shitting on people’s private property. Turns out the locations where […]

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Afraid His Roommate May Be A Serial Killer, Man Stabs Him 97 Times To Be Sure No One Gets Hurt

October 3, 2022 Bonine 0

Oxnard, CA- Evan Gallagher (27), was arrested late last night after neighbors called in to report a potential physical altercation happening in the apartment next […]

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Dentist Caught On Video Trying To Insert His Head Into The Vagina Of An Unconscious Patient

August 14, 2022 Bonine 0

Dr. Paul Ferrozi (59) of Houston Texas has been placed under arrested after video evidence provided by the victim shows him sexually assault her with […]

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George Zimmerman Found In A Dumpster

August 10, 2022 Bonine 0

Chicago, Il- george zimmerman (38) was found in a Chicago dumpster this morning by a homeless woman looking for food. Surveillance cameras show 2 maintenance […]

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Man’s Urine Becomes Flammable After Drinking Too Much Bacardi 151. His Penis Catches Fire When A Lit Cigarette Falls Into Urine Stream.

August 8, 2022 Bonine 0

Oxnard, CA- Ben Nichols (30), likes to party. He likes to impress people by drinking Bacardi 151 straight out of the bottle. One time he […]

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