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Girlfriend Lets A Fart Slip Out While Boyfriend Performs Oral Sex On Her, Setting Off His Allergic Reaction To Peanuts

March 21, 2023 Bonine 0

Cody Miller (26) of Palmdale California landed in the Emergency room late Sunday night February the 13th. When he arrived his throat was already closing […]

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Tired Of His Co-Workers Eating His Lunch, Man Spikes His Own Work Lunch With Ghost Peppers

January 6, 2023 Bonine 0

Will Henderson works at a customer service call center. His job alone can cause stress and nightmares of unnatural proportion. Long hours and no real […]

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Houston Man Denied Membership In The KKK Because They Were Not Sure Whether Or Not To Hate Him Based On The Color Of His Skin

September 24, 2022 Bonine 0

Houston, TX- Jesse James Connaughton was denied entrance to the faction he’s wanted to join since a young lad. According to an official press release […]

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Former Prostitute Arrested For Consuming Semen Samples While Working At A Sperm Bank

September 2, 2022 Bonine 0

Bakersfield, CA- Agatha Bristol (27), was caught on video surveillance removing patient’s specimens at the Bakersfield Reproductive Center (BRC) and consuming them orally. Ms. Bristol […]

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Man Uses An EMP Grenade To Shut Down His Neighbor’s Late Night Party. Disables Every Electronic Device Within A 100ft Radius

August 31, 2022 Bonine 0

Newbury Park, CA- This past weekend Frank Hamford (35), put his homemade EMP grenade to the test for the first time. His neighbor was having […]

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Man Who Got Kicked Out Of An All You Can Eat Buffet After Eating 75lbs. Of Food Over 11hrs. Wins $12mil Settlement From Golden Corral

August 20, 2022 Bonine 0

Chicago, Il- Matt Henderson has won a massive 12 million dollar settlement against Golden Corral. Matt was forcefully removed from a Chicago area Golden Corral […]

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Man Gets Arrested After Losing His Virginity To A Hooker And Doesn’t Seem The Least Bit Concerned By It.

August 19, 2022 Bonine 0

Houston TX- Charles Ottoblock 19, was arrested leaving a motel know for prostitution. A police spokesman said, “The suspect didn’t try to run or deny […]

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Teacher Who Refused To Call An 8 Year Old Transgender Child By Their New Female Name, Has Been Arrested After Making Terroristic Threats

August 18, 2022 Bonine 0

Shelia Pettimore (53) of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, has been arrested after taking to social media and unleashing a tirade against the school district that fired […]

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Texas Woman Found NOT GUILTY Of Cutting Off Her Boyfriends Head By Reason Of Extreme Pre-Menstrual Syndrome (EPMS)

August 16, 2022 Bonine 0

Humble, Texas- Sandra Edwards (31) will soon be a free woman after having been found not guilty for the murder and cannibalization of her long […]

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Man Caught With A Gym Bag Full Of Pubic Hairs Belonging To More Than 1000 Different People. Police Believe He Was Planning To Leave Them Behind At Crime Scenes

August 15, 2022 Bonine 0

Los Angeles, CA- Lester Franzes is an average everyday dude. He works at AAA as a Vacation advisor, though not many people go that route […]

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