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Man Mauled To Death By A Tiger He Purchased Illegally From Joe Exotic As A Kitten

September 16, 2023 Bonine 0

Las Vegas, NV- Brad Turner (25) has passed away from injuries sustained from a tiger attack in his home this past Saturday. 6 years ago […]

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Over 350 Stitches Were Needed To Sew Up Woman’s Vagina After Doctors Removed A Stuck Gear Shifter

September 13, 2023 Bonine 0

Houston Texas- Jennifer Collins arrived at a local hospital with a gear shift lodged deep in her vagina. She claims the shifter broke off during […]

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If Joe Biden Left Office Today, He Would Be The First President Not To Have Sex With His Wife While In Office.

September 8, 2023 Bonine 0

Washington, D.C.- A strange statistic was brought to our attention today. If President Biden were to leave office today, he would indeed be the first […]

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3 Breasted Woman Is In The News Again After Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Remains Were Found Underneath Her Home

August 20, 2023 Bonine 0

Orlando, FL- Tiffany Andrews (27),was arrested after remains of her Ex-boyfriend were found underneath her home. Tiffany had her 15 minutes of fame years ago […]

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Tired Of His Co-Workers Eating His Lunch, Man Spikes His Own Work Lunch With Ghost Peppers

January 6, 2023 Bonine 0

Will Henderson works at a customer service call center. His job alone can cause stress and nightmares of unnatural proportion. Long hours and no real […]

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Man Who Got Kicked Out Of An All You Can Eat Buffet After Eating 75lbs. Of Food Over 11hrs. Wins $12mil Settlement From Golden Corral

August 20, 2022 Bonine 0

Chicago, Il- Matt Henderson has won a massive 12 million dollar settlement against Golden Corral. Matt was forcefully removed from a Chicago area Golden Corral […]

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