Kid Rock (51), Found In Hotel Room Early Saturday Morning
Detroit, MI- Robert James Ritchie, AKA “Kid Rock”, was found in a Detroit Hotel room early Saturday January 7th, 2022. Rock had been seen the […]
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An Estimated 1 Million Americans Are Celebrating Thanksgiving At A Walmart Parking Lot This Year With Hopes Of Being First In Line For Black Friday
USA- Every year it seems like Black Friday is becoming a bigger and bigger deal. Family dinners are being cut short to secure a place […]
People Thought They Were Milking A Cow. Turns Out It Wasn’t An Utter In Their Hands, But A Penis
Lester Brown of Beaumont Texas has been arrested on charges of public indecency and masturbation by deception. Mr. Brown posed as a dairy cow during […]
Walmart Is Giving Out One Free Ham To Anyone Who Can Outrun Security This Holiday Season
As a thank you to its customers, Walmart Inc. will be giving out one free ham per person who can outrun their security team. Walmart […]
Woman Beats-Off Burglar Who Had Never Been Beaten-Off Before
Butte, MT- Linda Meyers (72), woke in the middle of the night to sounds of an intruder. She rolled to the side of her bed […]
Undercover Texas Rangers Accidentally Arrest An Undercover Houston Vice Squad
Houston, TX- Skip Anawault and Trevor Billings of the Houston Vice Squad were arrested while posing as buyers of 2 kilos of cocaine. The dealers […]
Skeletal Remains Of 53 People Found Buried At The Playboy Mansion
Los Angeles, CA- Reports have come out from the LA county coroners office that 53 bodies have been recovered from the Playboy Mansion property. Early […]
Woman Glues Her Hand To Boyfriend’s Penis To Stop Him From Cheating
Kelly Detwiler (28) of Simi Valley California has been arrested after a man called police saying his girlfriend ripped off and stole his penis during […]