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Upset With Not Getting Tips, Pizza Delivery Driver Squirts Her Vaginal Juices Onto Pizzas As A Special Topping

September 11, 2023 Bonine 0

Houston, Texas – Beth Green (43) of Houston was fired from a local pizza delivery chain. Due to privacy the name of the restaurant will […]

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Man Blast Airhorn In Wife’s Ham Wallet (Vagina) And Ruptures Her Bladder

September 4, 2023 Bonine 0

Dallas, TX- Peggy Saunders (33) is recovering at a local Dallas hospital after she was admitted the night before with a ruptured bladder. Peggy’s husband […]

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Man Faces 1400 Years In Prison After Spending 11 Hours At A Buffet While His Wife And 9 Malnourished Children Waited Hungry In The Van

August 22, 2023 Bonine 0

Alex Cortez (29) of Oxnard California was arrested leaving a Golden Corral buffet. Alex had spent the last 11hrs at the all you can eat […]

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3rd Grade Teacher Could Face Up To 20 Years In Prison After Calling The 8 Year Old Student Who Kicked Her, “Buckwheat”.

July 15, 2023 Bonine 0

San Diego, CA- Rebecca Anderson (32) is currently sitting in the San Diego County jail after calling one of her 3rd grade students “Buckwheat”. Anderson […]

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Morgue Assistant Uses Testicles From Corpses To Help Win Annual Spaghetti Cook-Off

July 27, 2022 Bonine 0

Carterville, Il – Linda Anders (41), had been a participant in Carterville’s annual spaghetti cook-off for the last 12 years. In those dozen years, the […]

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Wife Bursts Open Husband’s Testicles By Smashing Them In Their Wedding Photo Album After She Catches Him Cheating.

July 25, 2022 Bonine 0

Seattle, WA- Lori Williams (33), thought she was in a happy marriage. She and her husband have two kids, a dog and 2 cats. From […]

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