Man Dies From A Shellfish Allergy After He Sticks His Penis In A Giant Clam
Ryan Lester (33) of Galveston Texas, has passed away after a late night rendezvous with a giant sea clam. Ryan was taking a late night […]
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3rd Grade Teacher Fired And Arrested After Calling The Student Who Kicked Her In The Crotch An “Asshole”
San Diego, CA- Rebecca Anderson (32) is currently sitting in the San Diego County jail after calling one of her 3rd grade students an asshole. […]
131 Year Old Woman Says “Sucking A D*ck A Day, Keeps The Grim Reaper Away”.
Modesto, CA- Eugenia Wilson is 131 years young. She is the oldest recorded person to ever live in Modesto California and the question everyone wants […]
Wife Sues Husband For Making Popcorn In Her Vagina While She Slept
Jessica Detwiler awoke to a sudden and startling pain. The sound of popping corn intensified the pain. It took her about 10 seconds to grasp […]
Former Maytag Repairman Makes News When DNA Tests Prove He Fathered Between 250-330 Children In The 50’s and 60’s
San Antonio, TX- Kenneth “Kenny” Grossman, was a Maytag repairman in the 1950’s and 60’s in San Antonio Texas. Back in those days being a […]