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Chevy Silverado’s Will Now Have “Straightmissions” Instead Of Transmissions After Transphobic Backlash From Its Customer Base

February 4, 2023 Bonine 0

Detroit, MI- In a bold move, Chevrolet has halted production of all its transmissions destined for the highly popular Silverado truck line. Instead, Chevy will […]

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Man Dies From A Shellfish Allergy After He Sticks His Penis In A Giant Clam

January 27, 2023 Bonine 0

Ryan Lester (33) of Galveston Texas, has passed away after a late night rendezvous with a giant sea clam. Ryan was taking a late night […]

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Woman Assaults Couple Who Attempt To Watch A Drive-in Movie On Her Forehead

January 26, 2023 Bonine 0

Ventura, CA- Shelia Carmichael (28) has been arrested following an altercation with a young married couple. Shelia had been staying in her RV in the […]

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Woman Caught Performing Oral Sex On Her Comatose Boyfriend. Claims She Was Trying To “Wake Him Up With My Mouth”

January 16, 2023 Bonine 0

Los Angeles, CA- Monica Villarreal (27) was caught by medical staff at the Los Angeles Community Hospital performing oral sex on her comatose boyfriend, Oscar […]

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Parents Get Teacher Fired Over Having Their Children Learn And Recite The Pledge Of Allegiance

January 14, 2023 Bonine 0

Bakersfield, CA- Many of the people in the town of Bakersfield are up in arms after a popular teacher in their community has been fired […]

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Man Throws Beer Bottle At Bartender’s Head When She Interrupts Led Zeppelin To Play Nickelback On The Jukebox

January 8, 2023 Bonine 0

Houston, TX- Walter Smith was drinking at his favorite bar Kegs Up! this past Friday night. Walter is a regular and is used to feeling […]

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Kid Rock (51), Found In Hotel Room Early Saturday Morning

January 8, 2023 Bonine 0

Detroit, MI- Robert James Ritchie, AKA “Kid Rock”, was found in a Detroit Hotel room early Saturday January 7th, 2022. Rock had been seen the […]

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Tired Of His Co-Workers Eating His Lunch, Man Spikes His Own Work Lunch With Ghost Peppers

January 6, 2023 Bonine 0

Will Henderson works at a customer service call center. His job alone can cause stress and nightmares of unnatural proportion. Long hours and no real […]

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The Let’s Go Brandon Texas Chapter (LGBT), Ran Into Trouble Trying To Trademark Their Initials

January 5, 2023 Bonine 0

Houston, TX- The Texas chapter of Let’s Go Brandon has run into a bit of a speed bump trying to trademark their initials. Shortening a […]

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Police Need Your Help Finding This Escaped Federal Convict. Here Is A Picture Of Her With And Without Glasses

December 30, 2022 Bonine 0

Butte, MT- Bethany Sanders (31) was returning from a court hearing in Butte Montana where she was testifying against her uncle Shep Arnold in his […]

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  • Chevy Silverado’s Will Now Have “Straightmissions” Instead Of Transmissions After Transphobic Backlash From Its Customer Base
  • Man Dies From A Shellfish Allergy After He Sticks His Penis In A Giant Clam
  • Woman Assaults Couple Who Attempt To Watch A Drive-in Movie On Her Forehead
  • Woman Caught Performing Oral Sex On Her Comatose Boyfriend. Claims She Was Trying To “Wake Him Up With My Mouth”
  • Parents Get Teacher Fired Over Having Their Children Learn And Recite The Pledge Of Allegiance

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