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Woman Falls Over 1000 Feet To Her Death After Ex-Husband’s Balloon Prank Lifts Her Into The Air

September 24, 2023 Bonine 0

Phoenix, AZ- Eugenia Korver (63) died today after falling over 1000 feet to the ground. Her Ex-husband had attached balloons to the lawn chair she […]

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Woman Gets Brand New iPhone 15 Pro Max Stuck In Her Vagina While Shoplifting At Best Buy

September 24, 2023 Bonine 0

Oxnard, CA- Shelia Ryans needed money and she needed it fast. iPhone 15’s sell quick on the streets and she knew that. Shelia knew that […]

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Deadbeat Dad With 47 Children And 26 Baby Momma’s, Faces 70 Years In Prison If He Doesn’t Pay $983,000 In Back Child Support

September 22, 2023 Bonine 0

Bakersfield, CA- Jason Penberthy (46), has what seems like half the women of Bakersfield up in arms. For reasons yet unclear, 26 women have willfully […]

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Shep Arnold, The Human Beef Jerky Man, Dead In Prison At Age 75

September 22, 2023 Bonine 0

Deer Lodge, MT- It was a quiet, somber scene outside the Montana State Prison early yesterday morning. The deceased remains of Shep Arnold were transported […]

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NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO RACISTS! McDonald’s Become The First Major Restaurant Chain To Refuse Service To Racists

September 20, 2023 Bonine 0

Chicago, IL – In stunning move McDonald’s has taken a dramatic and groundbreaking stance on racism. The publicly traded company has taken a big swing […]

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Brittany and Abby Hensel are teaming up with Jackie and Lola Anders to star in the first ever porno featuring two sets of siamese twins.

September 20, 2023 Bonine 0

Van Nuys, Ca- Brittany and Abby Hensel are teaming up with Jackie and Lola Anders to star in the first ever adult film featuring two […]

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100’s Of Men Line Up To Pay Bond Of Woman Who Sucked Her Boyfriend’s Penis Off

September 18, 2023 Bonine 0

Los Angeles, CA- Late last night, a Inglewood woman was arrested for sucking her boyfriend’s penis off. Before the court house was opened up this […]

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‘There goes your vagina!’ Man Says As He Walks Out On Wife Who Didn’t Have A C-Section

September 17, 2023 Bonine 0

Chicago, IL- Elizabeth Connors is in a state of shock after her husband, Larry took off from the hospital shortly after she gave birth to […]

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Woman Castrates Her Fiancé By Tying A Shoelace Around His Balls And Ripping Them Off

September 17, 2023 Bonine 0

“I yanked as hard as I could. I yanked until I ripped his cheating balls off!” Los Angeles, California- Jessica Perez was brought into custody […]

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Man Mauled To Death By A Tiger He Purchased Illegally From Joe Exotic As A Kitten

September 16, 2023 Bonine 0

Las Vegas, NV- Brad Turner (25) has passed away from injuries sustained from a tiger attack in his home this past Saturday. 6 years ago […]

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  • Woman Falls Over 1000 Feet To Her Death After Ex-Husband’s Balloon Prank Lifts Her Into The Air
  • Woman Gets Brand New iPhone 15 Pro Max Stuck In Her Vagina While Shoplifting At Best Buy
  • Deadbeat Dad With 47 Children And 26 Baby Momma’s, Faces 70 Years In Prison If He Doesn’t Pay $983,000 In Back Child Support
  • Shep Arnold, The Human Beef Jerky Man, Dead In Prison At Age 75
  • NO SHOES, NO SHIRT, NO RACISTS! McDonald’s Become The First Major Restaurant Chain To Refuse Service To Racists

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