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Drunk Husband Puts Pop-Rocks In Wife’s Vagina While She Sleeps. Both Arrested After The Ensuing Fight

December 28, 2022 Bonine 0

Fillmore, CA- Ben and Sherri Westmore are cooling down at the Ventura County Jail after neighbors called police about a possible disturbance taking place at […]

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Woman Claims Her Boyfriend’s Penis Was Inhabited By The Devil And That It Started Talking To Her In “Tongues” Right Before She Bit It Off

December 26, 2022 Bonine 0

Tamika Salazar was apprehended by police after a frantic call came in from a man claiming that Salazar had bitten his penis off. The male […]

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Woman Faces A Stiff Sentence After Getting Pregnant By A Dead Man

December 26, 2022 Bonine 0

Rebecca Morgan (24) of Modesto California was attending UCSB (the University of California Santa Barbara) when she was arrested for desecration of a corpse and […]

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Wyoming Butcher Caught Selling Human Meat

December 23, 2022 Bonine 0

Pinedale, WY- Frederick “Fred” Paulson (73), has been a pillar of the Pinedale community for the last 40 years. His butcher shop, “Fred’s Fine Meats” […]

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The Quebec Chapter Of The Hells Angels Announces Elon Musk As Their Man Of The Year

December 17, 2022 Bonine 0

Quebec, CA- Orion Clemson, the official media relations manager and spokesman for the Quebec chapter of the Hells Angels, announced today during a press conference […]

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Christmas Is Cancelled This Year Due To Santa’s Drug Habit He Funded By Pimping Out His Elves.

December 16, 2022 Bonine 0

North Pole- Kris Kringle A.K.A. “Santa Claus”, was arrested for running a prostitution ring. Kringle had developed himself a methamphetamine habit to help keep him […]

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Former Miss America Contestant Assaults An Uber Driver Who Compliments Her On Her Mustache

December 15, 2022 Bonine 0

Las Vegas, NV- Melissa Clockworth (33), is 10 years removed from wowing people on the beauty pageant circuit. The former Miss Mississippi was a Miss […]

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3rd Grade Teacher Fired And Arrested After Calling The Student Who Kicked Her In The Crotch An “Asshole”

December 11, 2022 Bonine 0

San Diego, CA- Rebecca Anderson (32) is currently sitting in the San Diego County jail after calling one of her 3rd grade students an asshole. […]

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Woman Serves Her Cheating Husband Spaghetti With Menstrual (Period) Blood Sauce

December 9, 2022 Bonine 0

Bakersfield, CA- Jenny Smithson (31) is making headlines in the city of Bakersfield California. Her husband Craig is in the oil and gas industry and […]

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An Inmate Accidentally Gets Himself Cremated Trying To Escape Prison

December 6, 2022 Bonine 0

Huntsville, TX- Temporarily escaped convict Larry Carmichael (44), has been located. His DNA was matched to cremated ashes that were suspected of belonging to him. […]

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