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Month: September 2022

Wisconsin Men Caught Abducting, Brainwashing, And Converting An Unknown Number Of Jehovah’s Witnesses Into Satanists

September 28, 2022 Bonine 0

Janesville, Wisconsin – William “Bill” Redding (53) and Kevin Waverly (31) , Have been arrested for the abduction of an unknown amount of Jehovah’s Witnesses. […]

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Naked Woman Chases Jehovah’s Witnesses Off Of Her Porch And Down The Street Yelling, “Succumb To My Devil Vagina Magic!”

September 24, 2022 Bonine 0

Fillmore California – Brandy Williams has been taken to Ventura County jail after an altercation involving two Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ms. Williams was seen running naked […]

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Houston Man Denied Membership In The KKK Because They Were Not Sure Whether Or Not To Hate Him Based On The Color Of His Skin

September 24, 2022 Bonine 0

Houston, TX- Jesse James Connaughton was denied entrance to the faction he’s wanted to join since a young lad. According to an official press release […]

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Walmart Employee Fired After Yelling At Slow Customers; “Hurry Up You Fat F*cks And Move It!”

September 23, 2022 Bonine 0

Darlene Mazinita (47) of Houston Texas, worked at Walmart for over 20 years. In that 20 years, the only time she received a raise is […]

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Mortician Who Had Been Stealing Testicles To Make Albondigas Soup, Has Been Taken Into Custody.

September 23, 2022 Bonine 0

New York- A local mortician Stewart Stump had been removing the testicles from men that passed through the funeral home he worked at. Stump would […]

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Man Wins Lottery The Day After His Divorce Becomes Final. Celebrates With Cocaine And Hookers

September 22, 2022 Bonine 0

Lancaster, CA- Former landscape artist Clyde Treadwell (32) was watching the Wednesday night news to see if his numbers were winners in this weeks lotto. […]

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After Calling 911, Man Was Found Humping His Wife’s Dead Body By Paramedics.

September 21, 2022 Bonine 0

Houston, TX- Reggie Atwater (52), called 911 to report that his wife, Linda Atwater (53), had passed away during the night while they had been […]

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Crazed KAREN Holds Up A Starbucks Demanding All Their Pumpkin Spice And Then Races Home To Snort It

September 11, 2022 Bonine 0

Thousand Oaks, CA- Wendy Sherer is your typical upper middle class housewife. Her husband is a realtor and she takes care of the home. They […]

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London Paparazzi Arrested Trying To Take Pictures Of The Late Queen As She Lay Dead

September 9, 2022 Bonine 0

London, England- Perry Cornwallis (40) has been taken into custody after trying to take illicit pictures of the Queen as she lay dead. He was […]

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Houston Woman Sews Her Husband’s Butthole Shut After He Complains About Her Cooking

September 8, 2022 Bonine 0

Houston, TX- Meghan Miller (41), was arrested after her husband showed up at a local hospital with his butthole sewed shut. Travis Miller (44), wasn’t […]

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