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Arby’s Manager Mistakes Woman’s Vagina For 5lbs. Of Stolen Roast Beef. She Is Arrested And Later Released

February 21, 2023 Bonine 0

Ventura, CA- A local woman was released from Ventura County Jail late last night after evidence proved she was not a thief. The previous evening […]

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The Let’s Go Brandon Texas Chapter (LGBT), Ran Into Trouble Trying To Trademark Their Initials

January 5, 2023 Bonine 0

Houston, TX- The Texas chapter of Let’s Go Brandon has run into a bit of a speed bump trying to trademark their initials. Shortening a […]

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She Got Pregnant From A Corpse. Now She’s In Hot Water

December 26, 2022 Bonine 0

Rebecca Morgan (24) of Modesto California was attending UCSB (the University of California Santa Barbara) when she was arrested for desecration of a corpse and […]

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Former Miss America Contestant Assaults An Uber Driver Who Compliments Her On Her Mustache

December 15, 2022 Bonine 0

Las Vegas, NV- Melissa Clockworth (33), is 10 years removed from wowing people on the beauty pageant circuit. The former Miss Mississippi was a Miss […]

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Man Gets Permission To Impregnate His Mother While She Lay In A Coma

November 3, 2022 Bonine 0

San Antonio, TX- Brad Currows visited his mother everyday in the hospital where she has been in a coma since December 2019. Brad’s mother, Cindy […]

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Florida Man Breaks Into Salon To Shave Off His Beard

October 9, 2022 Jay Bowlin 0

Hank Russel of Miami Florida, was brought into custody late last night after an alarm company called authorities to check out an active alarm going […]

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Walmart Employee Fired After Yelling At Slow Customers; “Hurry Up You Fat F*cks And Move It!”

September 23, 2022 Bonine 0

Darlene Mazinita (47) of Houston Texas, worked at Walmart for over 20 years. In that 20 years, the only time she received a raise is […]

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After Calling 911, Man Was Found Humping His Wife’s Dead Body By Paramedics.

September 21, 2022 Bonine 0

Houston, TX- Reggie Atwater (52), called 911 to report that his wife, Linda Atwater (53), had passed away during the night while they had been […]

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Queen Elizabeth Dead At 96; Today We Look Back At Her Time Spent As A WWII Sniper

September 8, 2022 Bonine 0

Buckingham Palace, Queen Elizabeth II was famously involved in the war effort during the second world war. Back then she was still a Princess, but […]

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