Newbury Park, CA- This past weekend Frank Hamford (35), put his homemade EMP grenade to the test for the first time. His neighbor was having […]
Kelly Detwiler (28) of Simi Valley California has been arrested after a man called police saying his girlfriend ripped off and stole his penis during […]
Disneyland, CA- Walt Disney was frozen in a cryogenic tank shortly after he died in the hopes that science would one day be able to […]
Brian Pettibone (25) A.K.A. “Tupac” has been charge with 73 counts of felony murder. Pettibone claims to be the reincarnation of rap legend Tupac Shakur. […]
Conroe, TX- Randy Gibbons (73), was arrested for desecration of a corpse and failing to alert authorities of his wife, Pearl’s passing. But he had […]
Ventura, CA- Carl Pettimore (37), recently won $317,000 playing the California Super Lotto. Carl has been working at Walmart the last 3 plus years. He’s […]
Tomball, Texas- A 41 year old woman, Charlotte Andersen has been arrested after word leaked that she is pregnant and that the father is one […]
Wendy Clear of Beaumont Texas, was pretty tired of the car warranty telemarketers wasting all her minutes on her prepaid cell phones. They were constantly […]
Houston, TX- Larry Randolph was sick and tired of losing the annual chili cook off in his hometown of Houston. “My chili is just as […]
Lancaster, CA- Rami Randavi (32), is convalescing at home after the successful removal of a crucifix from his anal cavity. Rami a long time atheist, […]
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