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Month: August 2022

Man Uses An EMP Grenade To Shut Down His Neighbor’s Late Night Party. Disables Every Electronic Device Within A 100ft Radius

August 31, 2022 Bonine 0

Newbury Park, CA- This past weekend Frank Hamford (35), put his homemade EMP grenade to the test for the first time. His neighbor was having […]

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Woman Glues Her Hand To Boyfriend’s Penis To Stop Him From Cheating

August 29, 2022 Bonine 0

Kelly Detwiler (28) of Simi Valley California has been arrested after a man called police saying his girlfriend ripped off and stole his penis during […]

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BREAKING NEWS: 56 Years After His Death, Walt Disney’s Frozen Body Will Be Thawed December 2022

August 28, 2022 Bonine 0

Disneyland, CA- Walt Disney was frozen in a cryogenic tank shortly after he died in the hopes that science would one day be able to […]

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Man Claiming To Be The Reincarnation Of Tupac Shakur, Kills 73 Gang Members In Wild Shootout

August 28, 2022 Bonine 0

Brian Pettibone (25) A.K.A. “Tupac” has been charge with 73 counts of felony murder. Pettibone claims to be the reincarnation of rap legend Tupac Shakur. […]

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Not Knowing She Was Dead, Man Made Love To His Deceased Wife For Up To 2 Weeks Before Daughter Discovered Her Body.

August 27, 2022 Bonine 0

Conroe, TX- Randy Gibbons (73), was arrested for desecration of a corpse and failing to alert authorities of his wife, Pearl’s passing. But he had […]

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Lottery Winner Escorted Naked Out Of Walmart After Showing Off The New Tattoo Of His Boss’ Face He Got On His Ass

August 26, 2022 Bonine 0

Ventura, CA- Carl Pettimore (37), recently won $317,000 playing the California Super Lotto. Carl has been working at Walmart the last 3 plus years. He’s […]

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Mom Has Sex With 12 Varsity Football Players Trying To Help Her Son Make The Team. Her Plan Backfires When She Gets Pregnant.

August 25, 2022 Bonine 0

Tomball, Texas- A 41 year old woman, Charlotte Andersen has been arrested after word leaked that she is pregnant and that the father is one […]

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Woman Scams The Car “Warranty” Scammers Out Of $1,000,000

August 24, 2022 Bonine 0

Wendy Clear of Beaumont Texas, was pretty tired of the car warranty telemarketers wasting all her minutes on her prepaid cell phones. They were constantly […]

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Man Put Laxatives In Competitor’s Chili To Help Win Cook-Off

August 22, 2022 Bonine 0

Houston, TX- Larry Randolph was sick and tired of losing the annual chili cook off in his hometown of Houston. “My chili is just as […]

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Wife Shoves A Crucifix Up Her Husband’s Butt To Help Him “Find Jesus”. Emergency Surgery Was Required To Remove It.

August 22, 2022 Bonine 0

Lancaster, CA- Rami Randavi (32), is convalescing at home after the successful removal of a crucifix from his anal cavity. Rami a long time atheist, […]

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