London Paparazzi Arrested Trying To Take Pictures Of The Late Queen As She Lay Dead
London, England- Perry Cornwallis (40) has been taken into custody after trying to take illicit pictures of the Queen as she lay dead. He was […]
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Man Put Laxatives In Competitor’s Chili To Help Win Cook-Off
Houston, TX- Larry Randolph was sick and tired of losing the annual chili cook off in his hometown of Houston. “My chili is just as […]
Talk About A Pain In The Ass; Conjoined Twins Fight For Custody Of Their Butthole When One Brother Announces He’s Gay
Mike and Ike Reeves are in a heated legal battle over the rights of their butthole. Ike revealed he is homosexual and plans on having […]
The Dukes Of Hazard Is No Longer Allowed To Be Aired On Television In Any Form After Being Found Racist And Offensive By A Congressional Committee
Sherman Oaks, CA- In what appears to be the first of many old television series to be wiped from the face of the planet, The […]