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London Paparazzi Arrested Trying To Take Pictures Of The Late Queen As She Lay Dead

September 9, 2022 Bonine 0

London, England- Perry Cornwallis (40) has been taken into custody after trying to take illicit pictures of the Queen as she lay dead. He was […]

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Man Put Laxatives In Competitor’s Chili To Help Win Cook-Off

August 22, 2022 Bonine 0

Houston, TX- Larry Randolph was sick and tired of losing the annual chili cook off in his hometown of Houston. “My chili is just as […]

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Talk About A Pain In The Ass; Conjoined Twins Fight For Custody Of Their Butthole When One Brother Announces He’s Gay

August 15, 2022 Bonine 0

Mike and Ike Reeves are in a heated legal battle over the rights of their butthole. Ike revealed he is homosexual and plans on having […]

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The Dukes Of Hazard Is No Longer Allowed To Be Aired On Television In Any Form After Being Found Racist And Offensive By A Congressional Committee

August 5, 2022 Bonine 0

Sherman Oaks, CA- In what appears to be the first of many old television series to be wiped from the face of the planet, The […]

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