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Month: August 2023

Kindergarten Teacher Arrested After Telling Class, “Fat People Shouldn’t Have Children Until They Learn To Control Their Weight”.

August 28, 2023 Bonine 0

Thousand Oaks, CA- Jennifer Preston (25) has probably taught her last day of school ever. Students came home this past weekend telling their parents’ that, […]

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Worldwide Shortage Of Sriracha, Sparks Divorce, Bankruptcy, And Homelessness For One Couple

August 27, 2023 Bonine 0

Oxnard, CA- Ben Quiroz is currently staying at a local homeless shelter while his soon to be ex-wife Cindy, stays with her family. 5 years […]

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Man Gets Free Hand Jobs Pretending To Be A Cow In A Milking Competition.

August 26, 2023 Bonine 0

Carl Wilson of Beaumont Texas has been arrested on charges of public indecency and masturbation by deception. Mr. Wilson posed as a dairy cow during […]

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Medical Student Facing 22 Years In Prison After Get Pregnant By One Of The School’s Cadavers.

August 22, 2023 Bonine 0

Megan Paulson (20) of Fillmore California was attending CSUCI (California State University Channel Islands) when she was arrested for desecration of a corpse and improper […]

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Man Faces 1400 Years In Prison After Spending 11 Hours At A Buffet While His Wife And 9 Malnourished Children Waited Hungry In The Van

August 22, 2023 Bonine 0

Alex Cortez (29) of Oxnard California was arrested leaving a Golden Corral buffet. Alex had spent the last 11hrs at the all you can eat […]

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“God’s Soldier On Earth” Caught Cutting Off 37 Man Buns In One Day, Claims He Was “Doing The Lord’s Work”

August 21, 2023 Bonine 0

Los Angeles, CA- Craig Ledbetter (33), has been placed into custody after reports came in from all over Downtown Los Angeles that a man had […]

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3 Breasted Woman Is In The News Again After Her Ex-Boyfriend’s Remains Were Found Underneath Her Home

August 20, 2023 Bonine 0

Orlando, FL- Tiffany Andrews (27),was arrested after remains of her Ex-boyfriend were found underneath her home. Tiffany had her 15 minutes of fame years ago […]

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Man Goes Through 15 Plastic Surgeries To Get Back With Ex-Boyfriend Who Filed A Restraining Order Against Him

August 19, 2023 Bonine 0

Santa Paula, CA- Eduardo Mantanilla (38), AKA “Felix Contrares”, was arrested for violating the terms of a restraining order his ex-boyfriend had filed against him. […]

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