Houston, TX- Felicity Detwiler (33), will most likely never fly the friendly skies again. A flight attendant, Felicity was scheduled to work Spirit flight 5409 headed to Las Vegas out of George Bush International Airport (IAH). The flight was less than half full leaving plenty plenty of room for nefarious activities to take place.
About halfway through the flight, Felicity was witnessed by half a dozen people on board, performing what was described as “Aggressive Oral Sex” on a female passenger. The passenger would later turn out to be a stripper headed to Vegas in hopes of making it big.
The incident made its way onto social media before the flight landed in Las Vegas. Felicity Detwiler was escorted off the plane in Las Vegas by TSA and taken to an undisclosed location where she will be interviewed by the FBI.
Witnesses claim they saw the stripper, who we know only as Diamond (likely a fake name), fanning her vagina with her hands trying to cool it down. To many it seemed as if Detwiler caught a whiff of what Diamond was putting off. Before anyone could blink, Spirit Flight 5409’s very own Felicity Detwiler was nose deep in Diamonds ham wallet.
“I was against flying Spirit before today. Now I will always choose yellow. 5 stars all the way!”- passenger and eye witness Jay Bowlin. Spirit airlines were unavailable for comment at time of this writing.