Washington, D.C.- A strange statistic was brought to our attention today. If President Biden were to leave office today, he would indeed be the first president to leave the White House having never made love to his wife, the first lady.
It seems that sometime on the campaign trail in 2019, Biden’s ED (Erectile Dysfunction), was no longer able to be combatted with Viagra and the like. His penis has not been erect in almost 3 full years, according to sources close to the President’s personal physician.
The only other president who came close to this infamous achievement was FDR, but even he was able to pleasure his wife from time to time.
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