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Dazed And Confused: Man Throws Beer Bottle At Bartender’s Head When She Interrupts Led Zeppelin To Play Nickelback On The Jukebox

January 8, 2023 Bonine 0

Houston, TX- Walter Smith was drinking at his favorite bar Kegs Up! this past Friday night. Walter is a regular and is used to feeling […]

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Tired Of His Co-Workers Eating His Lunch, Man Spikes His Own Work Lunch With Ghost Peppers

January 6, 2023 Bonine 0

Will Henderson works at a customer service call center. His job alone can cause stress and nightmares of unnatural proportion. Long hours and no real […]

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Police Need Your Help Finding This Escaped Federal Convict. Here Is A Picture Of Her With And Without Glasses

December 30, 2022 Bonine 0

Butte, MT- Bethany Sanders (31) was returning from a court hearing in Butte Montana where she was testifying against her uncle Shep Arnold in his […]

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An Inmate Accidentally Gets Himself Cremated Trying To Escape Prison

December 6, 2022 Bonine 0

Huntsville, TX- Temporarily escaped convict Larry Carmichael (44), has been located. His DNA was matched to cremated ashes that were suspected of belonging to him. […]

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Man Forcefully Removed From Airplane When He Would Not Stop Passing Gas (Farting)

December 1, 2022 Bonine 0

Los Angeles, CA- Lewis Carmichael (27) of Fountain Valley was escorted off of Spirit flight 203 at LAX airport after repeated several failed attempts by […]

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Man Loses Arm Attempting The New TikTok “Pet A Shark” Challenge

November 2, 2022 Bonine 0

San Diego, CA- Brad Billings (22), is recovering in a San Diego area hospital after a shark bit off his right arm this past weekend. […]

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Tired Of Losing A Chili Cook-Off, Man Spikes All The Other Contestant’s Chili With Laxatives. Chaos Ensues As Everyone Shits Themselves.

October 13, 2022 Bonine 0

Houston, TX- Larry Randolph was sick and tired of losing the annual chili cook off in his hometown of Houston. “My chili is just as […]

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Naked Woman Chases Jehovah’s Witnesses Off Of Her Porch And Down The Street Yelling, “Succumb To My Devil Vagina Magic!”

September 24, 2022 Bonine 0

Fillmore California – Brandy Williams has been taken to Ventura County jail after an altercation involving two Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ms. Williams was seen running naked […]

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Walmart Employee Fired After Yelling At Slow Customers; “Hurry Up You Fat F*cks And Move It!”

September 23, 2022 Bonine 0

Darlene Mazinita (47) of Houston Texas, worked at Walmart for over 20 years. In that 20 years, the only time she received a raise is […]

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Man Wins Lottery The Day After His Divorce Becomes Final. Celebrates With Cocaine And Hookers

September 22, 2022 Bonine 0

Lancaster, CA- Former landscape artist Clyde Treadwell (32) was watching the Wednesday night news to see if his numbers were winners in this weeks lotto. […]

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