Walmart Is Giving Out One Free Ham To Anyone Who Can Outrun Their Security


As a thank you to its customers, Walmart will be giving out one* free ham per person, to anyone who can outrun any one of their security guards. Walmart tells us that they saved so much money these past years by using self-checkout lanes in place of humans, that they can afford to hand out well over 12 million hams this year alone.

Some people are speculating that this “promotion” may be more one sided than meets the eye as not many people who frequent Walmart can actually run. The jury is still out on whether electric carts/scooters may be used. The promotion will run until 12 noon on Christmas Eve.

*Please contact your local Walmart for rules and restrictions.


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