Oxnard, CA- Max Reynolds (34), has been arrested following several women testing positive for a popular male sexual enhancement drug after having been on dates with him. Three women that went on dates with him also went to be treated by medical professionals, arriving with various degrees of engorged clitorises. Toxicology reports showed that each of the women had elevated levels of Sildenafil Citrate in their systems. Sildenafil Citrate, more commonly known as “Viagra”, is a male erectile dysfunction drug meant to help achieve and maintain an erection.
There was no logical reason for that drug to be present in their systems. Police were alerted and took statements from the women. Within an hour, a link connecting all the women came to the light. The link? Max Reynolds. Max had been on dates with each of the women and shortly after each date, the women began to noticed their clitorises becoming engorged and even “intense pulsating” in one case.
When questioned about the Sildenafil Citrate being present in the bloodstreams of three of his dates, Max Reynolds had this to say, “Ya I slipped each one of them a couple Viagra’s. No harm no foul right? I mean they don’t do nothing to women I think. You never know anymore these days, whether a person is a man or woman. So I figure is she got a boner, she’s a dude. Wasn’t like they were roofies or anything”.
Max Reynolds didn’t seem to understand that spiking a drink with Viagra was just as much of a crime as spiking one with GHB. He will have quite some time to think on that matter in the years to come.
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