Washington, D.C. – Government agencies have become aware that an important antibody in fighting Monkeypox has been found in crystal meth. Local law enforcement agencies are offering a reward of double the street price for the drug when you turn it in.
Good news bad news. If you’ve been a user of meth, you probably have built up a good immunity to Monkeypox. Bad news, you should probably get help for your drug habit.
If you are hesitant about going into a police station or authorized drop off center to turn the drug in, don’t worry they will come and pick it up from you. Please take a second and think of those around you that can be helped with your drugs.
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