MAN HACKS INTO EX-WIFE’S TESLA AND DRIVES HER OFF A CLIFF KILLING HER INSTANTLY
Malibu, CA- Richard Northrop (57), is sitting in Los Angeles County Jail today after being picked up on suspicions of being involved in his ex-wife, […]
Woman Strips Naked, Chases Jehovah’s Witnesses Off Her Porch And Down The Street Yelling, “Succumb To My Devil Vagina Magic!”
Fillmore California – Brandy Williams has been taken to Ventura County jail after an altercation involving two Jehovah’s Witnesses. Ms. Williams was seen running naked […]
Man Charged With Domestic Terrorism For Building The Homemade EMP Grenade He Used To Shut Down A Neighbors’ Loud Party
Newbury Park, CA- This past weekend Frank Hamford (35), put his homemade EMP grenade to the test for the first time. His neighbor was having […]
MAN RESPONSIBLE FOR A SERIES OF WALK-BY-SLAPPING’S ON “LIBERAL B*TCHES”, IS RELEASED FROM CUSTODY AFTER IDENTIFYING AS A “SLAPPERSEXUAL”
Lexington KY- A Lexington man has been released from jail earlier this morning after authorities decided to play it safe and release him versus infringing […]
Skeletal Remains Of 53 People With Ties To A 1920’s American Gangster, Have Been Found Buried At The Playboy Mansion
Los Angeles, CA- Reports have come out from the LA county coroners office that 53 bodies have been recovered from the Playboy Mansion property. Early […]
Houston Pastor Caught Having Sex With Live Nativity Scene Sheep Over The Holidays
Houston, TX- Kevin LaRue (67), has been the Pastor at Greensbury First Presbyterian Church for the past 35+ years. Multiple generations of families have enjoyed […]
He Terrorized Californian Men By Cutting Off Dozens Of Man Buns In Public, Now The Streets Are Safe For Men To Walk Again With Him Behind Bars
Los Angeles, CA- Craig Ledbetter (33), has been placed into custody at the Los Angeles County Jail, after reports came in from all over Downtown […]
Man Caught Shoving His Feces (Poop) Into His Ex-Wife’s Dryer Vent At Her New House
Baldwin Park, CA- Lorenzo Campos (33), was caught by his Ex-wife, Izzy, shoving his feces into her dryer vent. Izzy discovered her Ex-husband after she […]
PREGNANT BY A CADAVER: College Student Faces Lengthy Prison Sentence After Getting Pregnant By A Stiff
Megan Paulson (20) of Fillmore California was attending CSUCI (California State University Channel Islands) when she was arrested for desecration of a corpse and improper […]
Man Wins $12mil Settlement From Golden Corral. Popular Buffet Chain Had Kicked Him Out After He Devoured 75lbs Of Food
Chicago, Il- Matt Henderson has won a massive 12 million dollar settlement against Golden Corral. Matt was forcefully removed from a Chicago area Golden Corral […]