George Zimmerman Found In A Dumpster


Chicago, Il- george zimmerman (38) was found in a Chicago dumpster this morning by a homeless woman looking for food. Surveillance cameras show 2 maintenance men throwing what looked like a body wrapped in a comforter into the dumpster early Wednesday morning. Police tracked down the two men and listened to what they had say.

“We were finishing up our day at the hotel and on the ground next to the dumpster was an old comforter that smelled like shit. We figured it was old towels and blankets wrapped up and that housekeeping couldn’t lift it up and in, so we grabbed the bundle and tossed it in. That’s it. We had no idea a body was inside”, man #1 said.

Gerta Vanube found George Zimmerman, “I was looking for food in the dumpster outside the hotel. I’ve been able to find food there before so my hopes were high. I came across the comforter in question and although it smelled like an Alabama outhouse in summer, I opened it up and there was this body and it stunk something awful! Anyways, seeing him I lost my appetite and I decided not to eat today”.

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