Ralph Macerow (38) of Santa Paula California, was rushed to the hospital after he could no longer fit anymore horses up his butt and he now needed to get them out stat! Mr. Macerow was trying to win a bet with his buddies to see who could fit more toy horses up their ass. Never one to back down from a challenge, Ralph promptly lubed up his butthole and began to shove horses up into his anus.
According to reports, Ralph was so focused on winning he failed to notice his friends were cracking up with tears running down their faces. They knew he would go first and they also knew that they were going to lose as neither would subject their balloon rear ends to such torture.
Ralph didn’t really give a shit his friends lied to him, in fact he was told by E.R. staff that he broke a hospital record for the number of toy horses in an ass. With his name etched into the history books for all eternity, Ralph decided to keep one horse up his rear to commemorate this incredible achievement.
If there is one thing we can hope to learn from Ralph, it is to turn failures into successes.
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