Chevy Silverado’s Will Now Have “MANSmissions” Instead Of Transmission’s After Backlash From Its Customer Base


Detroit, MI- In a bold move, Chevrolet has halted production and installation of all its transmissions destined for the highly popular Silverado truck line. Instead, Chevy will be the first automaker to install MANSmissions in all its Silverado pick-ups. The ‘MANS‘ in MANSmission stands for; Multi-Automatic-Neutral-Synchronization. “MANSmissions are the future of automotive gear selections. Chevrolet is on the cutting edge of this new and exciting technology”, says truck expert and MANSmission owner Braxton Simmons.

The change was made after severe backlash from its consumer base. “Hillbillies, rednecks, crackers and honkeys, make up the vast majority of our Silverado purchasers. To appease them and their concerns, we have upgraded our terminology to include our new MANSmissions. Virtually identical to the previous iteration, MANSmission’s offer our customers the ability to buy our product without having to deal with the Woke agenda.”, Colt Wiseman (Chevrolet Public Relations).

As of now Chevrolet is the only American automaker to make this radical change. Word from Ford and Ram Trucks is that they are taking the “wait and see” approach when it comes to MANSmissions. Stay tuned to for more on this story and the news that matters least to you!


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