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Man Faces 140yrs In Prison After Spending 11 Hours At A Buffet While His Wife And 9 Children Waited Hungry In The Van

July 28, 2022 Bonine 0

Alex Cortez (29) of Oxnard California was arrested leaving a Golden Corral buffet. Alex had spent the last 11hrs in the restaurant eating at the […]

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Morgue Assistant Uses Testicles From Corpses To Help Win Annual Spaghetti Cook-Off

July 27, 2022 Bonine 0

Carterville, Il – Linda Anders (41), had been a participant in Carterville’s annual spaghetti cook-off for the last 12 years. In those dozen years, the […]

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Florida Man Claims Racial Bias Has Kept Him From Finding A Job.

July 26, 2022 Bonine 0

Santander Olivier (33) of Miami Florida has had enough “Sorry you’re not what we’re looking for” responses from potential employers to give anyone doubts about their ability […]

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Wife Bursts Open Husband’s Testicles By Smashing Them In Their Wedding Photo Album After She Catches Him Cheating.

July 25, 2022 Bonine 0

Seattle, WA- Lori Williams (33), thought she was in a happy marriage. She and her husband have two kids, a dog and 2 cats. From […]

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Man Locked Up After Throwing Beer Bottle At Bartender Who Changed Led Zeppelin To Nickelback On The Jukebox

July 25, 2022 Bonine 0

Houston, TX- Walter Smith was drinking at his favorite bar Kegs Up! this past Friday night. Walter is a regular and is used to feeling […]

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High School Teacher Faces 50 Years In Prison For Giving Blowjobs To Students

July 25, 2022 Bonine 0

Modesto, CA- Gabby Miles (27) is being held at Stanislaus County Jail after word leaked onto social media from students at the high school where […]

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3rd Grade Teacher Could Face Up To 20 Years In Prison After Calling The 8 Year Old Student Who Assaulted Her An “Asshole”.

July 25, 2022 Bonine 0

San Diego, CA- Rebecca Anderson (32) is currently sitting in the San Diego County jail after calling one of her 3rd grade students an asshole. […]

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