S.W.A.T. Raid Necrophiliac Sex Club That Was Operating In Plain Sight
Ojai, CA- Late last night a S.W.A.T. team raided an underground brothel that catered to those who enjoy sleeping with the dead. Right on highway […]
Month: September 2023
Over 350 Stitches Were Needed To Sew Up Woman’s Vagina After Doctors Removed A Stuck Gear Shifter
Houston Texas- Jennifer Collins arrived at a local hospital with a gear shift lodged deep in her vagina. She claims the shifter broke off during […]
Upset With Not Getting Tips, Pizza Delivery Driver Squirts Her Vaginal Juices Onto Pizzas As A Special Topping
Houston, Texas – Beth Green (43) of Houston was fired from a local pizza delivery chain. Due to privacy the name of the restaurant will […]
A Solid Turd Falls Out Of Stripper’s Butt While Twerking On Stage. Requests For Her Lap Dances Have Doubled Since.
Oxnard, CA- Stripper Maryanne “Diamond” Simons is a popular stripper at the Spearmint Rhino (A popular gentlemen’s club in the area), but as of Saturday […]
If Joe Biden Left Office Today, He Would Be The First President Not To Have Sex With His Wife While In Office.
Washington, D.C.- A strange statistic was brought to our attention today. If President Biden were to leave office today, he would indeed be the first […]
Upset About Finding Bacon Bits In His Salad, Vegan Man Shits On Restaurant Floor In Protest
Ojai, CA- Perry Detwiler (28), caused a scene at Frank’s Natural Foods restaurant when he dropped his pants and began to shit on the floor. […]
Missing Man Found Deceased Underneath Wife’s Stomach
Honolulu, HI – Newlyweds Sean and Caroline Wilson, from Costa Mesa California, were on their dream honeymoon in Hawaii having the time of their lives. […]
Woman Makes News After Serving Her Husband Spaghetti Sauce Made From Her Period Blood
Bakersfield, CA- Janine Fielder (26) is making headlines in the city of Bakersfield California. Her husband Perry is in the oil and gas industry and […]
Man Blast Airhorn In Wife’s Ham Wallet (Vagina) And Ruptures Her Bladder
Dallas, TX- Peggy Saunders (33) is recovering at a local Dallas hospital after she was admitted the night before with a ruptured bladder. Peggy’s husband […]
Heartbroken Man Inserts His Penis Into A Giant Sea Clam, Over And Over Again, Without Knowing He Is Allergic To Shellfish
Ryan Lester (33) of Galveston Texas, is at home recovering after a near death experience with a giant sea clam. Ryan was taking a late […]