2nd Grade Student Dies After Teacher Sits On Him As A Punishment
Los Angeles, CA- Stephanie Morrow (27), is in Los Angeles County Jail after a student of hers passed away from injuries sustained while Ms. Morrow […]
Month: August 2022
Man Who Got Kicked Out Of An All You Can Eat Buffet After Eating 75lbs. Of Food Over 11hrs. Wins $12mil Settlement From Golden Corral
Chicago, Il- Matt Henderson has won a massive 12 million dollar settlement against Golden Corral. Matt was forcefully removed from a Chicago area Golden Corral […]
The Man Responsible For Over 100 Million Sheep Being Sold Into Sex Slavery, Has Been Apprehended Trying To Flee Afghanistan
Abdullah Mohammed Rammadana has been captured trying to escape Afghanistan. Rammadana was being hunted by the Taliban for not paying taxes for all the sheep […]
MONKEYPOX ANTIBODIES FOUND IN CRYSTAL METH. THE POPE URGES PEOPLE TO TURN THE DRUG INTO LOCAL AUTHORITIES FOR A REWARD.
Washington, D.C. – Government agencies have become aware that an important antibody in fighting Monkeypox has been found in crystal meth. Local law enforcement agencies […]
Bride To Be Gets Pregnant By Midget Stripper!!!
Los Angeles, CA- A bride to be had a little more fun than most during her bachelorette party. Her friends surprised her with a midget […]
Man Gets Arrested After Losing His Virginity To A Hooker And Doesn’t Seem The Least Bit Concerned By It.
Houston TX- Charles Ottoblock 19, was arrested leaving a motel know for prostitution. A police spokesman said, “The suspect didn’t try to run or deny […]
Teacher Who Refused To Call An 8 Year Old Transgender Child By Their New Female Name, Has Been Arrested After Making Terroristic Threats
Shelia Pettimore (53) of Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, has been arrested after taking to social media and unleashing a tirade against the school district that fired […]
121 Year Old Woman Says “Sucking A D*ck A Day, Keeps The Grim Reaper Away”.
Modesto, CA- Eugenia Wilson is 121 years young. She is the oldest recorded person to ever live in Modesto California and the question everyone wants […]
Florida Man Caught Pleasing Himself With A Grapefruit At A Local YMCA
Orlando, FL- James Litchenson was caught by the janitor at the local YMCA masturbating with a grapefruit while watching the elderly woman in the therapy […]
Man Faces 20 Years In Prison For Tattooing A Dog Penis On His Wife’s Face While She Lay Passed Out Drunk
Ben Owens (34) of Oxnard California is sitting in Ventura County Jail on first degree assault charges. This past weekend Ben tattooed a red penis […]